It never left my at-home menu.  I’ve always loved that shit.

Do you want Pittsburghs? Because this is how you get Pittsburghs.

I don’t need individual muffin tins of quiche, I’ll just make a quiche, thank you.

Oh and so far as parsnips go, if you have an air fryer, cut them into roughly french fry sized pieces and toss them with a bit of oil, honey, salt and pepper and air fry at 380-400 for about 8-10 minutes and they make a pretty good little side. 

Ooh, this one has driven me nuts on so many ‘the new cocktail you *must* try at home!’ that requires 3 specific exotic liqueurs that you’ll never ever use for anything else so to make one glass and see if you like it, you’ve got a 80 dollar investment because no bar outside of a few large cities is going to have all…

I am sorry. I have never had a reduced-fat thing that wasn’t inferior to the full fat version of that thing.

I wasn’t trying to call you out or anything, just emphasizing my point which is that trailers are actually really quite pricey, and these guys are probably waaaay underestimating what it would actually cost to make something like this.

Yeah. I came home to an unsolicited food order in front of my door a couple weeks ago (GrubHub IIRC). There was no name or address on it. I was tempted to bring it in, but what if just then my neighbor popped out and said, “That’s my food!”

Like that’s going to stop me from enjoying fajitas.

False. My siblings discovered a way to enjoy Peeps when we were kids. They’d see how many Peeps they could stuff inside a plastic egg to hide the fact that they had no interest in eating them. My grandpa and step-grandma had fragile egos and needed to see that their offerings to us were appreciated, but those offerings…

If it’s on Tiktok, it’s bad.

Any major product that is not a foreign product that claims to be spicy in America is bullshit.

If you’re not listening to Americana, you’re not sad enough.

Her deep ties to the community? Look, she might have to make some sacrifices, but I have faith that with her drive and with her skills in finding creative solutions to problems she’s created for herself, she can still serve perfectly well as a punchline from prison.

There’s at least one Italian restaurant in the south suburbs of Chicago that features them as well.

Popular in NE Ohio where I grew up too. But we used cubanelles. Same issue with the varied levels of heat though. I found that out the hard way. 

Yeah, I'll believe it when the GOP is truly no more and can't destroy this country as we know it. 

A relatively small subset of Republicans may face some accountability. It’s not even going to be all who actively helped fan that shit.

I’d love to see these yahoos face real consequences, but I doubt it will ever happen. Just look at Elon Musk, how many times has he been in court for shit he has clearly done, but the courts have let him off? It is the same damn thing, they always seem to skate. Satan looks after his own, after all.

These brands aren’t failing because of a lack of sales opportunities, they’re failing because they’re a niche product that grew too quick because of the novelty. Most vegetarians/vegans aren’t necessarily interested in them because they’re too much like meat, and most carni/omnivores aren’t interested in them because…