Disclaimer: SKORCHING TAKE AHEAD

I agree that we’ve got the same ‘biggest problem’ with the S7, “the glacial pace at which TouchWiz receives official Android updates,” but I have to disagree that it’s not a “dealbreaker” because it’s what’s kept me away from Samsung since the Galaxy SII.

A Supreme Court justice, ideally, is not a Democrat or a Republican but rather someone who can impartially evaluate complicated legal issues irrespective of politics.

The dancing drives people insane. For that reason alone he should keep doing it.

Of course the food with the Spear gets the push. I imagine a chorus of boos while Vince jacks off in gorilla position.

You’re kidding me. You’re picking the mozzarella sticks?

I’ve watched Miller before and knew he was good. But watching yesterday felt like I had the TV set at 1.5x normal speed — like the refresh rate was broken. Absolutely insane.

I’ve been in the car business for 30 years now. The reason bad dealers survive is that people buy cars there. Stop buying cars there and their tactics will change, but until then don’t expect anything.

Annie Hall? Annie fucking Hall? In what way is this punch to the nutsack with a steel fist funny? Sorry, this entire list is invalid because of this poor choice.

I get that. I think for religious folks, deeply religious folks, they don’t believe that God exists. They know God exists. They know with absolute certainty that they have felt God int heir lives and in their souls and its part of the reason why its hard to shake them of that knowledge. If you haven’t had that…

Cartridges and disposables do tend to be easier to use, I would agree, but providing an equally close shave? Not in my experience. Both are closer than electrics, and don’t give you the razor burn you get with an electric, but I’ve found my DE safety razor leaves me much smoother than the cartridges I was paying way…

Cartridges and disposables do tend to be easier to use, I would agree, but providing an equally close shave? Not in…

Fair! I will take an aimless drive in a Cabriolet down Cabrillo Street, which runs alongside the gentle surf of the Pacific, listen to the Garden State soundtrack, and reflect on my curmudgeonly mood. Seriously though, today has been weird.

The Reuben one reminded me of a story Terry Pratchett told. He said that one jet-lagged evening he accidently asked for Three Mile Island dressing for his salad. The waitress didn’t say a word, just brought him Thousand Island dressing and a bottle of hot sauce.

You seem to lack an understanding of how ads are displayed in things like Instagram. Ads are displayed within your feed, so you must scroll past them as you use the app. Videos in Instagram auto play if you pause on them in the feed. It doesn’t require any clicking.

“Those bastards in Bristol are ruining everything,” Palin continued. “I’ll be babysitting every weekend ‘til I’m fucking 75 years old at this rate.”

“Now...where was I on the ESPN thing....oh right, Curt Schilling...”

Foodspin lives again! I was getting worried for a bit there.

“I LOVED that Dale Thayer dude in Brian’s Thong!”

—Mike Tyson

I do the cooler thing with pork shoulders. Pour some boiling or almost boiling water in the cooler for about 15 or 20 minutes then dump it out. Put foil wrapped meat in and I let it set a min. of 2 hours. I have pulled a pork butt out at 3 hours and the bone was still almost too hot to pull by bare fingers. I will be…

Yea Yea yea. People are passionate about grilling. The Big Green Egg is stupid expensive but its one of the very rare things in this world that's actually worth it. They last forever. You'll go through 4 Weber grills before your BGE is even properly seasoned. They can get far hotter than anything on this list and sit…