First thing I thought of. Instantly, before I even read the article.

Weber Premium Kettle ($149) for the win. Top notch build quality, great warranty. The extra $50 is well spent.

Weber Premium Kettle ($149) for the win. Top notch build quality, great warranty. The extra $50 is well spent.

“If you can’t go fast with 90 horsepower, then 900 isn’t going to help you.”

Brown is a damn good broadcaster and a class act. He’s enough of a homer so that Pirates fans enjoy the games, and critical enough so that we know he won’t feed us bullshit.

Okay, but what is it like as just a car? If you aren’t interested in how it corners or accelerates? Is it okay to drive 12000 miles a year back and forth to work and getting groceries, while using the ‘97 Miata for everything else? Because I’m thinking of getting one, to do just that. I don’t want it to be a sports…

Nice to see Jung-Ho Kang back. He plays with a joyous intensity that is so much fun to watch.

Oh come on. They have spaghetti and meatballs, they have lasagna, they have pizza. They have salad with Italian dressing. They even have the breadsticks with the garlic. How much more Italian do you want?

“Dear Penthouse, I never thought this could happen to me, but....”

It’s worth $2500 in the way that any 55k running car with no rust has to be worth at least that. Nice price.

Maybe they are afraid of losing him for an entire season for smoking pot. Just ask the Steelers about Martavis Bryant. They can agree that it’s a stupid rule, but when stupid rules cost you players you have to pay attention anyhow.

Ring, ring... “Hello, lawn service? How much will you charge to take care of my lawn?”

This is sad. Sandoval is an incredible talent. He is one of the most agile big men I’ve ever watched play baseball, but as a man gets older the weight just wears him down. The only way to do it and make a career of it is to be in shape.

Also, the Cardinals are on track to go 0-162 this year, so there’s that.

Has he ever pulled the “You’re too talented to trip the other guys” shit, ever?

You know who does justice to it? Imelda May. Imelda May does justice to Walking After Midnight.

There was a delayed penalty. When the puck touched him it should count as possession, but the referees didn’t call it.

Poop stories are to Funbag like letters to the editor are to Penthouse.

I watch and listen to this about once a week. Bonus for including Bonnie Raitt, but this is Linda’s show.

My job is safe because I deal with the god damn customers. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can’t you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?

Franchise fast food operations depend on the franchisee to make them worthwhile.