Shaw will continue to be allowed to attend his classes. However, his teachers have become concerned that maybe his dog didn't really eat all of his homework this semester.

Money actually hasn't changed Riley. He's just as frugal as ever. The reason he hasn't responded is because he knows it costs extra to text Mexico.

Maybe he should give them some slack if a great five weeks of baseball hasn't swayed a generation of stink just yet.

The Rams are nothing if not considerate. Before he got injured, Sam Bradford respected their space by never throwing within ten feet of anyone.

Well, the Trojan is broken, but at least he pulled the little guy out in time.

Meanwhile, North Korea and the Cubs continue to blame Obama

So... they're sad because Vick doesn't have a dog in this fight?

Snoop Dogg on:

You're right, Mike Brown did deserve a fair trial.

I guess the set from Win Ben Stein's Money was still available

This is oozing so much class. So very Missouri to let the white guy take multiple shots until he hits the target dead on.

Coincidental minors. Perry 2:00 for diving; Nantucket Sound 2:00 for holding

He should have just donated the $100.

As a San Diego resident who doesn't give a flying fuck about the NFL all I can really say is this. It's all true, this city sucks. Don't bother coming here, just stay in whatever awesome Midwest town you grew up in. And for god damn sure don't move here from Boston. You won't like it. For real, don't move here. …

It's a fake! The Patriots store all of the playbooks they find on film.

Show me something he doesn't spin.

Here we go again with the labral media bias.

Donald Sterling also was officially named World's Biggest #2

"Northeast trash heap shitholes that decide to invade our generic city with a decent climate and agreeable economy. Fuck all of you."

Your city has an agreeable economy because those Northeast trash heap shitholes had to send their tax dollars to bail out the evil company that built your city after it shit the bed.

Making things worse for Oden, Kevin Durant was spotted buying his girlfriend flowers even though it's totally not her birthday.