"Aww, thanks Justin! This will go well with the gift basket I got from Jeter this morning."

Simmons blocked me because he tweeted about the Bruins and I called him out for being a fair-weather fan.....which he is. I despise that insufferable bastard

Bud Adams is Yuengling?

The one silver lining is that Wilson needn't look any further than the league commissioner to see what can be accomplished without a functional spine.

Near Eli's nose.....he picked six.

Mets fans usually get to see them on the field.

Makes sense. The Red Sox are truly a toilet team.

Make fun of 'em all you want, but at least Florida didn't let a Japanese game show host write its DUI laws.

And here I thought this issue would go on and on until Steve Ballmer's sister, Em, had to get involved.

"how long will it last?"

Have you considered that this may not be the right website for you?

This isn't trolling at all. After his performances in Super Bowls XLII and XLVI, Brady is definitely one of New York's greatest heroes.

"Upon seeing this, ESPN executives immediately set upon rectifying the situation: Terminating Beadle and apologizing to Smith and Bayless for any offense her comments may have caused."

No chorizo or lengua makes this list horseshit.

You're a real piece of shit.

I think I dislike the fake "Oh well I'm so sorry I offended you" apologies more than people just sticking to their guns and being an a-hole.

At least he died doing what he loved: ruining a soccer game for everyone else involved.

Remember when Owen Hart tried to recreate the Challenger mission? That was in poor taste as well and more or less ended his career too.