Cari Champion's notes from this morning's First Take production meeting look pretty much how I imagined.

This was the Super Bowl game we all deserved!

http://gifsoup.com/view/162569/sh… White NFL Player Problems

Glad DeSean got that touchdown, now he can focus on taking the rest of the year off.

Clemson. You usually have to pay good money to watch someone fuck themselves that hard.

It's nice to have protection against shellfish acts

"they sent me home early, Winston's at the game." - Seafood Security Guard at Publix

Of course it's a wonderful relic! It's from BC.

I'd like to contribute to a "Throw the US Congress in a Dumpster" Kickstarter.

How can you be so sure this will kill the meme? It might propel it to new heights given Winston's visibility and stature on campus; I'm betting a lot of people are hearing about it for the first time today. Indeed, someday we may look back and say Winston's act was the meme's Seminole moment.

People knew it was Winston when they noticed that nearby FSU campus police were looking the other way.

Thanks for the answer, Greg.

Thanks, but I feel like you're being evasive.

I'd have to read to answer this

Party like it was 1999.

Cuomo: My opponent is a Dolphins fan!

Were he alive today, I bet William Jennings Bryan would've been a Bills fan.

It might as well have been a fan calling a timeout. You can't just grant a timeout because you hear the words in that situation. In other words, the Jets got fucked here.

"God may be your judge, but don't forget that I'm in charge of sentencing, bitch."

RT @Ravens The child deeply regrets his role in the incident.