Wanna get rich quick? Invent Cheese Schnapps.

I always equated religion to alcohol. The pastor is your bartender and he wants you to be his barfly. There are too many people out there who start their day naming God and Jesus the way a barfly is drinking eye-openers at 8am. Then again, there are a few people, who are stone-cold sober who are too boring and…

Derek Jeter's kids bought something Derek never had...a range.

This is what happens when Richie Incognito gets reassigned to the HR Director of the Miami Dolphins.

Can't get any more punk than this.

Moderator: ARGHGHGHGHGH

I lost me lil pot of gold

I love have Matteau's kick got me geared up for the 1994 World Cup

Casey Kasem is missing? Has anyone tried the 1970s?

Nice to know that Donald Sterling found new work.

Martin St. Louis has a special and unique bond with his mother. How many newborns are tiny enough to walk out of the vagina?

Lundqvist's history of harassing female skaters knows no bounds.

"That's disgusting, you don't see me taking selfies of my and my three hoes I have chained up." - Ariel Castro

J.D. was more of a homer than Homer Simpson.

Soon the Colorado Rockies would trot this out.

Try and cover me up, I'm just getting bigger and bigger!

Phil Mushnick would have to be created to be believed.

I'm telling you, Rick Mahorn is rolling in his creamy nougat filled grave. (Behind the Waffle House)

I think we should void the five year eligibility period and vote her into the Golddigger Hall of Fame in Beverly Hills this summer.

C'mon Ranger fans, I don't think the Flyer fans know how many periods are in a hockey game either.