Figure Skating: The #1 cure of insomnia.

You say "Communist" now, but last week you copied the answers from the Math Test from this guy.

That game was 1-1 towards the end of the third period. Northeastern played hard and kept up with the #1 team in the nation. But that blown call early in the game could've been a difference maker.

I'm so glad she's been able to change careers.

That was a preview of Michael Vick presents "The Puppy Bowl"

This gets my vote, too bad it doesn't begin until the last 30 seconds.

Rated R for Rigged

Our spokesman would like to have a word with you.

"Soon to be selling my body before my student loans default."

This should really energize the fanbase.

As punishment he was ringed around the collar.

That was no suicide.

I never liked performance art.

Argentino got shoved by "The Hand of God"

"I'm glad they are asking me about this and not my history of sucker punching Broncos after the game." - LaGarrette Blount

"on holiday, player fell on my lap, took picture, no crack, beer too warm." - Rob Ford's Diary Entry 1-18-14

But it is not Ashley Simpson either.

In our of our State Hate Thread

Upstate New York: 1. Long Island (fake people who tawk funny), 2. NYC (I enjoy pissing in a reservoir at night), 3.Pennsylvania (fuck you and your cheap cigarettes).

"Geno entered the airplane but TSA picked it off and ran for a touchdown.