Next Sunday, Peyton will use "Camera 1, Camera 2, Camera 1" all to confuse Bill Bellichick.

"Bunch of kids running around aimlessly on wood, one lucky shot. Is this hell?" - Bill Conlin

His gold chain got replaced with strings of Lo Mein.

Jason Kidd: DWI

"They turned my hat into some drunken skank's blouse?" - Paul Bear Bryant

"Allow me to queer, er I mean clean the air. Queerly, er I mean Kluwe misunderstood my summer trip to Britain smoking cigarettes, and my fond memories of Hiroshima. Let me just say that I'm not homophobic but I have plenty of black friends."

Things haven't been Ben's way since he lost Webster.

In the end Mrs. McDonald admitted "He should not be wearing his foreplay clothes."

A Packer with a porn mustache just finished with some Bears is now awaiting visitors from San Francisco. Wow, that gay rumor came out of nowhere.

Mr. Kiffin, Cleveland on Line 1.

The Raiders need to stop their "esay" contests for free tickets program.

"Cam, no one is paying you for your brains." - Gene Chizik

It's nice to know the other foot drops before Black Monday.

If the ref is pushed and falls to the ice, would ref-tipping be a minor or major?

Bill O'Brien has upgraded. He now replaces a guy who had a stroke on the field to replacing a guy whose coach was playing the field by stroking behind the Gymboree boys room.

Fowler chokes on dry fowl. Palmer surrounded by heavily aged chicks? Is this an ad for the Chick-Fil-A Bowl?