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If something like this happend to my kid, I’d be tossing lawsuits at Carly, the chaperones, and the school that allowed it to happen so fast their heads would spin.

I want to set you free, I want to leave you alone, and I want a government so small you can barely see it.

And every donor is Smaug.

Chris Christie as Gimli Son of Glóin, a dwarf of the Lonely Mountain. Hot-headed, stocky, wholly irrelevant; this is honestly the most obviousthing that has ever happened in the history of comparing presidential candidates to Lord of the Rings characters.

I hear ya... I’m in my late 30s, been married for years, and I still have trouble talking about sex, especially regarding what I want. I blame my ‘sex is for marriage ONLY/nice girls don’t do that/God is watching’ upbringing. I had sex ed, but nowhere in the lessons did we go over sex for pleasure, or how to ask for…

“just shows this country needs more of what we’re doing. It was somebody maybe smarter than me who said a child shall lead them.”

Close up shop when the profits drop off.

Yeah cause god forbid we have comprehensive policies like universal daycare, parental leave, social and community support systems ect. to try to bridge this gap on a societal level. That would just be craaaaazy!

In my hometown, they demanded all sorts of environmental easement exceptions and regulations changes to build one, drove the grocery store across the street out of business, then decided they didn’t like the location and moved just outside of city limits so they didn’t have to pay taxes to the city (they goofed and…

I’m 33, and now a lot of my peers are fully in baby making mode. My first reaction to a pregnancy announcement is always sadness, then bewilderment. That’s how I know I shouldn’t have kids. To me, it just sounds like a raw deal. Whatever prompts those people to want kids, I just don’t have.

I’m 30 and my fiance is 36. We’re getting married in two months and plan to try and get pregnant this year. I’m already terrified. This kind of data is always reassuring, but everyone I’m around (I live in the deep south) still have huge reservations about people over like, 26, having children.

This happened/is happening in my hometown. There used to be a thriving downtown, and many of the (locally-owned) businesses shut down then Wal-Mart undercut the prices they were able to offer. Then, as soon as the competition was out of the way, they raised prices again. Now, they’re planning on tearing down the old…

I’d be curious to see where these stores are located. Poor neighborhoods? Rural areas? Because 10 miles is a long distance to find transportation to in those areas. What I am trying to say is, wal mart is going to create food deserts and we are all going to die.

Considering the devastation a Walmart store causes, it’s not an entirely inaccurate description.

Basil of Baker Street from The Great Mouse Detective, Cartoon Venkman from the Real Ghostbusters.

1. Excellent gif.

These assholes seriously need to get a fucking life, instead of poking their noses into other people’s. Fuck each and every one of them with their goddamned signs. #itstooearlyforthisshit

Kill: Zach Braff.