"I'm not against homosexuals, just homosexual sex. They're fine as long as no oral and no anal. You can still have 'old fashioned handies' though. Our next bill bans anything but the missionary position. And god help you if you give a woman an orgasm, because we're going to put you in prison. Who am I kidding? The…

No thanks

I wasn't sure whether you are a troll or not, but I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt.

I agree, but as I understand it, it's really not for SCOTUS to go "this is bad but because Congress is incompetent, we'll let it stand."

Toni Morrison.

The best singing voice of any male in any Disney movie. Full stop.

omg. Bassem Youssef giggles and it is ADORABLE.

I was at the recent Daily Show taping where Jon interviewed Bassem and their chemistry was magical. In my head, these two are biffs and they talk to each other like this everyday.

Is he doing ok with Arabic, can anyone let us know?

I see Jon has started that beard again... I approve.....

GOD that child is just too much. Stop it. You're making me want a child as if it's an object.

When women insult women, it's because they are vicious, small-minded gossips. When men insult women as a whole, it's just a scientific observation!

This smacks of the Whore vs. Madonna thing. You enjoy some women for sex, and other women as partners. Either way, you're lacking some vital aspect of whole womanhood - wives are made to feel like they're not attractive enough while young, single women are made to feel like they need not be taken seriously. Yet insist…

This is the second time my small jaw and full face has come in handy.

Thank you.
I don't have anything else to say, except to ask where the fucking due diligence is? I know the gawker websites are essentially gossip rags, but I didn't even have to read an article to know that most poaching/shark finning/other things are because of a largely Asian demand for animal parts in traditional…

I actually got a dizzy spell after reading that caption. I cannot fucking FATHOM the level of soulless selfishness it would take for a person to participate in the obliteration of a SPECIES just to avoid a fucking headache. How about drinking less in the first place, you moron? It's ONE DAY of feeling like shit, and…

Yeah, I was pretty confused by that, myself. It's like she was trying so damn hard not to sound racist, she actually whitewashed (literally) the facts of things.

tomatojuice, i totally agree with you. everyone is tiptoeing around the political and cultural quagmire, afraid to seem racist. and thus ignore the facts; that most endangered animals (and some not endangered... i am thinking of the bodies of blackbears laid out, all with their paws removed) are poached to feed the…

A colleague of mine wrote this and is expanding it for our print journal: http://cms.herbalgram.org/heg/volume10/0…

FUCKING NO.