"Why—do you need to borrow a tampon?"

Say yes and then launch into a very graphic description of flow heaviness and clotting. Guys love to hear about clotting.

The storage unit analogy kinda works, except with the US government mandating that every storage unit in the land needs to hand over a spare set of keys to the cops, the use of which requires no public disclosure or justification, regardless of what provisions and policies the storage unit had when you signed up with…

It really depends on what you mean by "private."

Saying the government only cares if you're communicating with a "crazy person in Baghdad" is absolutely making shit up. I didn't watch CBS news last night, but there's no way they could have said that, because it's simply not true. Not even the most pacifying government official has gone so far as to say that. For…

I fucking hate this cartoon. For pretty much all the reasons listed here. One person in the panel can choose what they get to wear, the other has much less choice.

I suppose that means I should put your stuff back.

So pageant contestants will be wearing less revealing clothing...to please the strict Muslim country the pageant is being held in.

I'm half-American. I was born and raised here. I lived for two years outside of the United States. I LOATHE THE TERM UGLY AMERICAN! Why you ask?

MissMacy you are a goddess and I appreciate you so much! Rock out with your mammaries out :)

Know the best part of being retired? I DON'T HAVE TO WEAR A FUCKING BRASSIERE except once a week if we go out to brunch. I've been wearing brassieres since age 10 (that's 52 years) and I've never had a comfortable fit in my entire life. Not ONCE. I also hate shoes and underpants. I'm just saying.

I LOVE your usage of this picture!! :D

I won't disagree, but certainly there were other hints in the OP. That being said, I certainly welcome a personal editor following me to correct my grammar and sentence structure. How much do you charge?

It's a great metric for whether or not I should do something — is it worth putting a bra on for?

Once the bra comes off, I'm in for the night. Putting it back on requires major commitment.

Oh you know it!! My boobs naturally sag (my mum's do too and I took after her in that respect) so I put in the time wearing a bra during the day but sleepy-time is MY time to be completely comfortable and care-free. The patriarchy is NOT invited into my home nor my bedroom.

EXACTLY. And his favorite defense when I cook and ask him for help with the dishes is, "But I don't care if you cook! I'm just as happy with ordering a pizza!" And I'm like, "YOU ARE NOT HELPING YOURSELF HERE. KEEP ON DIGGING THAT HOLE."

Yes!! And if heaven forbid I ask him to do something else after he's already completed a Really Hard Task, he'll be like "...but I just emptied the dishwasher!" Right, well I worked an 8 hour day, came home, walked the dog, fed the dog, sorted the mail, paid bills, vacuumed the rug, swept the entryway, did a load of…

On the rare occasion that my husband packs or unpacks the dishwasher or cleans the bathroom, he makes SURE that I know about it. Like it's some huge, long-suffering ordeal he's been through, and he wants me to worship him for it. I finally cracked one day and went, "Would you like a cross with that? I hear it's de…

Tomato Juice,
I enjoyed reading your takedown, but I think you mischaracterize some of the opposing arguments in your rebuttals. I’m offering my rebuttals to you rebuttals. *note* While I tend to agree with Jim Norton’s perspective that comedy, as an artform, should have freedom to explore and joke about touchy…