The kind who has a helium tank in his closet to blow up all of his plastic dolls.

By 1. denying the fact that rape is not about sex, but about domination and power, 2. continuing the fallacy that if women wear more modest clothing, rape will stop, and 3. rather than attempting to come up with a productive solution to rape, removing pieces of plastic which don't equate a living, breathing, human…

Quality romantic relationships, no matter the gender of the partners, are predicated on slowly devolving into regularly farting in front of each other without flinching. Couples who fart together, stay together.

Right, because the whole stereotype of "girls don't fart" doesn't exist and society doesn't have ridiculous expectations of women's bodies.

My dad really is the best!! He's been there through a lot of bad situations, including driving my drunk 22 year old ass (I am 28 now) to a taco shop at 3am on New Year's when I called him to pick me up from a party that I "wasn't having fun at". Drunk me wanted a burrito, daddy got me a burrito before making me sleep…

So just out of curiousity i read the article to the Jez linked to Here as well as an article about the aunt's death here. Nowhere does it in dicate that she wa sa beloved family member. There is actually no mention of what thier relationship was like aside from being blood related. I even checked out an article about…

Consider for a moment the possibility that you're talking out of your ass. Just consider it. That's all I'm asking.

My local cat shelter provides free boarding for animals of people experiencing domestic violence while they get their housing situation sorted out. So that's good.

Wow, this is really hitting close to home... Just a few days ago my now ex-fiance decided it would be a good idea to try to break my arm and then choke me when I tried to get him off. He then threw me to the ground by my neck and held me there until I threatened to scream and call the police (which I did as soon as…

You know what really sucks? It's this idea of the 'psycho girl' - the one which you refer to yourself as having been. It seems like in the perpetuation of that stereotype there is no mention of any male involvement in that reaction. Like there was no contribution on behalf of him that made you act that way? It's the…

My God. Brad Pitt has The Rachel!!!

Have you heard that fashion designer Marc Jacobs is obsessed with a young girl? He's been stalking her since she was only 16. He fooled her with love and stole her designes. He keeps her in psycho terror. Her name is Angel Barta. Read the story with many evidences on: http://styleangelique.blogspot.hu/2013/04/marc-j…

Wow, I said so many 'what the fuck's' while reading this post. Seriously, what the fuck is this shit? I think I would have shoved him down a flight of stairs....no wait, I definitely would have shoved him down a flight of stairs. Again, seriously....if these are the dudes that you are meeting, then you need to…

Wonder if we'll get any of those genius commentators who think that men characters are objectified too just the same because they have big muscles.

And she's got two articles published today! WTF, Jezebel?

I don't see why she doesn't just join Monsanto's massive legal team across the street. Which also happens to be one of Wash U's largest funders.

I guarantee you it's not hipsters in the agricultural economies of Peru, Bolivia, India, Thailand, and Madeira which have banned Monsanto and GMOs; to say nothing of the large growing list of countries in general banning their practices and products. It's the people who eat and make the food.

You are not engaging in a good-faith argument. It is in no way anti-science, as others have pointed out, since we regularly label a multitude of items on our food items. This includes ingredients, nutritional information, how ingredients have been manipulated (enriched flour, extra virgin olive oil, etc. as listed…

You refuse to make a distinction between people who want information to be available and those that oppose GMO's and don't want them to be grown or eaten by anyone. It's not remotely the same thing.

You do realize that you've flushed away all your credibility here as a writer with this one shoddily researched & written piece. And especially with your dismissive replies to the genuine concerns of Jezebel commenters who have more expertise, training, education and work experience than you do in relevant fields such…