No onr asked about your dick.

What are you talking about?  Harry Potter fans are invested in gender activism and have voted against Rowling with their wallets.  Capitalism truly is a golden path to true equality.  The people have spoken. 

Thank God the fanbase have largely abandoned Harry Potter because of her views. That video game that came out a couple years ago was a huge flop, right? They should’ve made it live service with identity swapped characters.

She’s so unaffected by criticism she spent 3 entire days making a music video about how unaffected she is by it. I think she might be affected by it lol.

Jason, maybe not. But his mom? That could be quite interesting, better than the whole Friday The 13th thing “deserves”, for whatever that’s worth.

There’s lot of Jason lore that just isn’t explained. The circumstances of the Voorhees curse, Jason’s resurrections, and the exact nature of what Jason even is are up for a lot of interpretation.  The movies have never revealed how or if Jason survived drowning as a child, for example.  Does it have something to do…

I think public opinion has swung so far in Jackson’s favor about the incident that people are willing to believe things about it that plainly are not true. Jackson did not deserve the amount of heat she got about the halftime show, and she certainly did not deserve to get heat while Timberlake skated, but it’s clear…

Not at all. You can like or dislike a person without it being about race.

Don’t threaten me with a good time!

There’s a great article by a Vancouver CG animator over on Cracked.com about the screwing over of the animators: https://www.cracked.com/blog/how-sausage-party-screwed-over-its-own-animators

Agreed. The Jedi rules are that Anakin shouldn’t be trained cause he’s too old and already has emotional attachments. They waive the rule and that emotional attachment to his mother later causes him to do his first slaughtering.

I’m convinced juan is a troll. There’s simply no other explanation. 

They could call the film "Divine Reborn"

This is correct.

Dwight, is that you?

They’re a troll. Their account name is tomatofacial.

Man, in-depth pieces on pop-culture rather than just recaps, intertextual analysis of different franchises, Jesse Hassenger getting into it with the commentariat - it’s like the old AV Club never left!

Oh, no, I’m actually Jesse, the writer. Jesus, the writer is a different guy. 

The sequel trilogy, as flawed as it is, is still exponentially better than the prequels. The prequels are hilariously awful on every conceivable level. None of these articles desparately trying to rehabilitate their image will ever change that.