tomaseltiburon
Tomas El Tiburon
tomaseltiburon

Perfection.

Just once I’d like to see “Clumsy Cutie” be a guy with an inexplicably exposed ass in a thong.

I was a late deciding Clinton supporter, and I think it’s great that the nominating and election process is finally getting looked at and picked apart. Nobody has been paying attention and there ARE issues with everything.

As always, Dems always trying to snatch defeat out from the jaws of victory. IT LITERALLY DOES NOT GET EASIER THAN THIS, YOU FOOLS. STOP THIS INFIGHTING AND FOCUS ON DEFEATING THAT HATEFILLED BOTTLE OF SUNKIST KNOWN AS TRUMP.

So, being unfair is not unfair and being the DNC chair means you should more or less openly favor the perceived frontrunner, to make this whole process as undemocratic as possible? Uhmm, got it.

The only reality TV show set in the Hamptons I want to see is Ina Garten's friends secretly talking shit about her in between luxurious yet simple meals prepared by Garten's underlings.

I hate finding out athletes’ ages. He’s a “veritable old man,” and he’s lost a good amount of his skill because of his age. That’s a bummer for people like me who are slightly older than him. Stop making me contemplate my own mortality! (Which, coincidentally, is the motto of the Rio Olympics.)

If their salaries paid for their cars, have at it. If their effort involves asking mommy and daddy to write a check, they probably should have spent more time studying.

Columbia Pictures might have given this film a huge marketing budget, but I’ve yet to see proof that their marketing team knows what to do with it.

You’re ignoring the fact that LeBron was drafted 13 years ago and left Cleveland at one point, the Kyrie led Cavs sucked, and the other #1 overall pick they made is already out of the league. This championship Cavs team was assembled through free agency, not the draft.

Yeah, but if your team is always sucking, a lot of players will keep buying credits until they get enough for a Ronaldo or Messi

Well looks like I have a new favorite Plummer in the NFL (Sorry, Tomsula).

Research rubberbanding AI Need for Speed and you will never play a racing game from EA.

Yeah he cleaned the whole house.

Yikes, guys! I feel like I stoked some pretty harsh commentary here. As much as I love to shit on overconfident men, let’s take a tiny step back, perhaps, and not blow up the bus, which is—sure—definitely a siren call to irresponsible/hubristic American hikers, but also a pretty significant monument to our own

I knew it. Ever since FIFA 08, We always had thought that fifa had scripting in it. We even spoke on the ea forums back then but not many people cared, and this repeated every year. Finally this has blown up big. Screw EA

team dog checking in to say lol wut y’all crazy

the music, the music, the music!!! the scene where tommy is in bed after getting beaten nearly to death and bowie’s “lazarus” is playing blew me away.

IT is unutterably sad to me that her parents did not sit her down and make her realize that she did not get in to the college of her choice because she did not earn it. Bottom line. These upper middle class parents need to get real with their offspring: race and money can only get you so far. Granted, it will get you

My nephew tried this, but apparently a hero who controls butts is not within the scope of their “artistic design”.