As a Portland fan, this was just too much. That first air ball three he shot was just so exciting. It gave me fleeting hope that he wasn’t going to be ready for this game. I was just hoping against all hope that he was back too soon and that we could make this a three game series. I told my roommate before overtime…

I just wanna see the scouting notes on JaMarcus Russell. REAL BAD, SLOW DELIVERY, CONDITIONING A CONCERN, BUT CAN THROW TO THE MOON. LET’S GIVE HIM SEVERAL MILLION DOLLARS

Minesweeper.

^Update: Looks like she actually does have a left foot.

So maybe she’s Becky with the best hair?

If it weren’t for Forza, maybe he would have learned not to drive so damned fast in the rain.

It’s crazy to me about the double standard people hold for athletes. A kid tweets out something stupid and it’s “Character concerns” and “maturity issues.” A full grown man tweets out some piss baby rant and it’s “Kids these days need to toughen up!”

I remember being around 10 years old and seeing Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure for the first time and thinking the scene where Bill finds out Ted isn’t dead, they hug and then both say “fag” at the same time was the funniest thing ever. My parents quickly disabused me of that notion the first time I tried that word…

Vogel is a good coach, which eliminates him from their list of candidates.

Also known as “my teenage complexion”.

like the ominous bass intro to a Rage Against the Machine banger

The reason why Annie Hall is liked by so many people who dislike a lot of his other work is that it's an actual realistic adult relationship with no fawning children involved. That, and any reasonable adult woman would also dump Woody Allen just like Annie Hall did in the movie.

/entire group of Deadspin commenters pass out from sudden blood loss to the brain

And he seems a little confused about who exactly changed her life by adopting her from Korea.

Representatives from Skyline handle collection after the game.

Waiters just had to let off some steam.

Matrix disagrees.

This. The game also made no distinction between who you killed and whether you were the one to actually kill them; taking out some scumbag official was treated just negatively as murdering innocent civilians, and allowing gang members to clash with guards (even if you weren’t involved) counts as people killed for the…

Okay, but if I choose to kill in some situations and not in others, I shouldn’t be given a shitty ending that doesn’t make sense because I didn’t go one way or the other. Games have a hell of a time rewarding moral grey areas (the area in which actual choices reside), and I get it from a development perspective, but…

Do Not Masturbate While Seated