This year is too important to let a loose cannon rock the boat…Loose cannon. Rock the boat. Now is that a mixed metaphor?…Boats did have cannons. And a loose one would cause it to rock…

That reminds me. Eat more fruit.

In fairness, he fucking loves figs, hence the barren tree blasting.

What's a Golgotha do around here to get a date?

Heh - my wife's a nurse, and it took the NHS a surprisingly long time to work out how they were getting through so much of the stuff, which is dispensed from wall-mounted gadgets throughout the hospital. A couple of shots in a glass of OJ seems to have been the preferred cocktail.

Robin and Marion sucked? Or are you thinking of his cameo at the end of Prince of Thieves?

Heh. Still, nice to see Dick Van Dyke's elocutionist is still getting work.

Oh, okay. The only other review I've seen was so bad, I just assumed that this was a complete trainwreck.

To a Brit, her accent was always distracting. I found her performance acceptable, but never believable in the way that Spike and Angel's were.

Well, quite. It's stupidly reactive. Either it was wrong in 2013 and is still wrong now, or it was never wrong and still isn't.

After my father agreed to appear on the cover of "Home Organist" playing an organ that we never owned, we decided to see how low he'd sink, and invented a magazine called "Practical Moped". He wrote several terrible articles for it, before eventually agreeing to judge "Miss Moped, Wales".

Oh, okay. I've always assumed these were pretty much inedible to the uninitiated, but sold, I guess.

http://i.imgur.com/yG1gaUi.jpg

"Sorry, this video is not available from your location"

Just finished performing in an amatuer dramatics production of Man from Earth (https://en.wikipedia.org/wi…. It was fun to do, but I'm not entirely convinced worth the effort. An old-fashioned SF yarn with lots of male scientists in tweed saying "… as we know it." a lot, in between patronising any nearby women.

she did blow the breathalyzer

Using a cattle car to ram a chicken car is probably the optimal solution.

Why? Is his life ruined? Does anyone seriously give a fuck?

Heh - The Guardian (not normally a hot-bed of "it's-political-correctness-gone-mad" rants) has a fairly amusing defence from Marina Hyde.

I still have nightmares of seeing him on Top of the Pops singing that in some kind of bizarro cat-suit. Thinking about it, it might have been the Kenny Everett Show. Also, it might have been Kenny Everett.