No. When players are getting tens of millions a year to play basketball, they should play every night unless they’re injured. That’s a reasonable expectation for a family spending $500 to see a game.

$3000,000 worth of health company shares

Marquess. A baron is actually low on the totem pole (sorry President Trump) and a viscount is just above a baron. I have spent far, far too much time studying Victorian British social history.

Lady Gaga’s performance is straight out of the pages of Ibn Taymiyyah’s Al-Siyasa al-Sharia.

She’s rude even to her own husband, you know:

I fully anticipate my kid’s first words will be “What’s this motherfucker doing?”

TMI bruh

I don’t like how her vagina (aka, Satan Hole) is seemingly jumping off the internets in that gif. I have an offended.

The title of that first complaint is, simply, “Islam,” which is a good indication of the kind of person registering the complaint. But coincidentally, “Pittsburgh” is an anagram for “dipshits live here.” Which, as they’ve told me repeatedly over the past 12 years, the FCC can’t do anything about, really.

The first guy was just confused. Lady Gaga is an anagram for A Glad Gay, which is clearly the byproduct of Sharia Law

Letting your kids watch a blood sport where they witness grown men do indescribable damage to each other: Fun family activity!

My heart literally skipped a beat.

Same, don’t tease us!

This was funny, but when I saw the title on Twitter it really god my hopes up that he had been fired.

Why haven’t we started calling it TrumpCare yet, Prachi? Trump and Kellyanne have specifically told us to not call it TrumpCare, so I think we have a DUTY to call it by its real name. He owns this bullshit.

The problem with very dumb people is they assume everyone around them is as dumb as they are, if not dumber. The irony of intelligent people who scratched and scraped their whole careers to reach the top of their game now being sent Fox News clips to celebrate easily-debunkable lies...I can only imagine how…

When you’re tired of winning... please consider The Jets

Please use Jackmerius Tacktheritrix please please please

Power Falcons is still my favorite