Which meat on Barbie is best, the breast meat or the leg meat?

Can’t people just get their food and eat it for 29 minutes, then buy something else and the 30 minute clock would then start again?

Did any tax money go to fund this study that everybody on the planet already knew what the results would be?

I’ve worked in many restaurants, from “greasy-spoon” to upscale, and in all of them we “basted” eggs by putting a lid on them and adding a little water. At home, using oil or butter to “baste” eggs will work very well.

Yes. And getting rid of drive-throughs will likely be opposed by disabled people.

Having been a breakfast cook for about 15 years, I’ve cooked LOTS of eggs. What works for one person may not work best for someone else. For some reason, eggs cooked in a pan do not taste as good as eggs cooked on a griddle. As with most things on life, It’s all about personal preference. Try different methods and see…

There are numerous ways to cook eggs. This method is very good and is called “basted”.

Perhaps with a little tweaking, you can make Banana-peel Jerky.

I think that the definition of the word “food” can change, depending on how drunk a person is.

What? You’re not cooking your eggs in Bacon fat?

Maybe it’s a milk truck transformer.

I heard the town is going to change its name to “Punch-a-lot”.

How dare you insult Toilet Paper, by comparing it to trolls. The trolls only wish they were as useful as toilet paper.

The fowl kind.

Popcorn Balls are the worst :(

I did get a call from my own cell phone number. They said they were with AT&T an needed my social security number...I don’t know what they said after that because I was laughing so hard they just hung up on me.

I wonder how it would be if you used mayonnaise instead of oil? One of the best chocolate cakes I’ve had was made with mayo, i suspect it would work for brownies...that and i usually grate up a chocolate bar and add it to the batter;) 

Unless they use the time-stone to undeaderize Loki.

I love the Sledge-o-matic, it’s so easy to clean.

Don’t forget the Garlic!