Maybe they are all related to the “Crazy Sprinkler Lady”.

“Poaching” involves using just enough liquid to cover the meat, with the heat at a low enough temperature to gently cook the meat. The liquid should be giving off some steam, but should not be moving. “Boiling” means to fully submerge the meat in the liquid and cook it on high heat so that the liquid is very hot and…

Maybe he uses the butter and cheese to make grilled cheese sandwiches, then uses the beer to make a beer-batter and then deep fry the grilled cheese sandwich

That’s not exactly right. If you owe money, you have a few extra days to pay your taxes. If you don’t owe any taxes, you can file whenever you feel like it.

I may not know much about “woke”, but I suspect that the people that came up with this “woke” stuff are very drunk and/or high. (no offence intended)

That was grate.

Yes, if Samsung (I have a Note 4) and others would make their phones a little thicker...perhaps about 1/4 inch thicker, they would be able to put in a much larger battery and also make it easier for those of us that have Arthritis and other similar problems, to hold the phone without dropping it so much.

And I thought Kicks were getting harder to find.

Cooking, is pretty much like everything else. The more you do it, the better you will get. Now that Winter is here, it’s a great time to make Soup, Stew and Chile. Use fresh ingredients as much as you can. Try to make as many things as you can yourself, instead of buying stuff in a can or jar. At the very least, pick…

Then everybody can eat crunchy red things, and sing “Funky Town”.

You could probably cook the Stuffing/Dressing the day before, and then just warm it up while the Turkey is resting and then being carved/sliced.

Cook the stuffing (dressing) in a separate pan. Take the Turkey juices from the pan the Turkey was cooked in and pour some of juice over the Stuffing/Dressing...saving some for making gravy. Also, one of the best things about cutting up the Turkey before cooking it, is that it is vastly easier to slice it, for serving…

All of these End Zone antics and other celibratory dances have gotten to be old. If they really want to be different, they should dance like a Ballerina, or maybe a Tango. Then the winning team can dance the Charleston, in the End Zone

The chicken wings weren’t foreplay...they were fowl play.

The best way for me to get rid of hiccups is to do something that requires concentration. If I read something that is interesting to me, or play a video game, or do something that I will focus on; I just forget about the hiccups and they go away.

Hopefully you finish it properly and hold your hands out wide, in a grand gesture and say “Ta-da”!

Cream Cheese works great, but what I like better is a quality cheese spread. Such as Merkts, mix it withs some grated Sharp Cheddar, and some Romano. It is fantastic.

Next time you wash your clothes, don’t put in any soap at all. Let it run for a minute or two, and see if any soap bubbles appear. If so, you are using way too much soap, and that could be part of the reason for your itchy, watery eyes. If no soap bubble appear, add a little soap until just a little soap is visible…

You would need a special restaurant for all these dumb customers, where they would have to take turns waiting on each other. The place would probably implode before the first day was over.

Normally I would wipe the Ketchup off the spoon handle onto the Hamburger bun, then finish the spoon cleaning ritual with a napkin. Or if you think nobody is looking, you can fling the Ketchup loaded spoon across the room, and then blame it on your dining companion if somebody questions you about it.