Rita Ora has been hospitalized for exhaustion.

Heh

Completely unnecessary post: I know Gilbert Gottfried in real life. I used to work with his wife, who I had a crush on. My heart was broken in 1996 when she told me via AOL chat she was secretly “Dating the parrot from ‘Aladdin’ “

Martha Stewart drooling over Jason Derulo is the best thing I’ve seen since Martha and Snoop baked brownies.

Who else has/had the “If we aren’t married by age 40 we’ll marry each other” friend? This seems a better way to go...

Love this!!

I am going to see this. I was already planning on seeing it because I like the cast but I might go see several times because people are pissing me off

I matched with him on Tinder and he messaged me and I never wrote back, which I now sincerely ragret.

WHAT’RE WE CALLING THEM? T-HIDDLES? TIDDLES? LORD AND TAYLOR?

luneargentee

Or Costco

Are you like the aunt who goes:
“Oh he *also* liked some kind of dancing, invite him over!”

“But auntie Randilyn, he likes slam dancing and I’m taking tango lessons.”

“What, you’re so fancy you can’t learn a new step or two?”

I personally favor the revenge burrito. Lower start up and long term costs, plus a much higher chance anyone will actually be jealous of me.

This revenge baby thing is false. Revenge is a dish best served cold and as far as I know babies must be served at 98.6 degrees.

Today was rough.

This princess wouldn’t get me more than 200 dollars a month in spousal support. ( I just asked)