We feed ‘em mainly on a diet of raw meat and nonsense

22 year old you and 22 year old me had different things in mind for life.

Breaking Bad effect with the Aztec, I AM THE ONE WHO DRIVES and all that.

It’s a thing!

I went all the way down the rabbit hole and learned that “brakskit” is Swedish for loud fart.

Adam Lindin Ljungkvist, who was playing at left-back in the match between Järna SK’s reserve team and Pershagen SK

I see wee Gordie has been spouting off http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football…

I don’t know what to think about life anymore. Keane’s going in for it right?!

What a time to be alive.

I sometimes think I’m too subtle on here.

Best Scandinavian commentary since this guy:

Rachael Oehring is a freelance writer and is currently studying to become a sommelier.

I don’t think players invent position, coaches and to a lesser extent the media do so to say Messi invented it is wrong. Luciano Spalletti at Roma used Francesco Totti in the role first in recent times in 2006. I recall (as a player) Kenny Dalglish did something similar a long time ago but I forget his manager

Without wanting to seem like I’m being an ass about semantics, inventing and being the definitive version of something are very separate things.

The fact he’s given up on trying to learn the terminology and is just inventing his own is an interesting development

Afflalo opted out?

So you’re saying instead of finding national heroes to inspire the next generations of players (Looking at you Iceland) there should be capitulation to the establishment to progress the game in the US?

My point isn’t that Argentina isn’t a much better team than the US (they are), it’s that you’re real shitty at your job

Is the joke here that none of them are actually doing the running man?

Apparently Ireland v Sweden was a giant interpretive dance/karaoke mashup