I’m not sure you could afford the alcohol catering cost even if they fixed the dent for free.

And there’s this

Good job he retired before any serious head trauma.

Sounds better than a Grigg-ass Mirror picture!

Surprised the baby isn’t out cold from the fumes.

They invented the song! Billy actually managed to link to the correct origin story. I uploaded a video somewhere in these comments (Kinja!) of the French and some Welsh also singing it.

It’s not good to lose.

OC from the Sexwheelie archive of Griezmann’s on fire with a Payet goal finale.

Not sure about thank link guy.

Breakfast: soylent

I’ve got videos of fans singing about Griezmann and also Vardy being on fire. The only one I’ve heard sung more is the one below and that can go one for maybe 30 minutes at a time from the same group. It’s like a live action version of one of those annoying youtube 10 hour supercuts

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE MAN YOU’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR HAS FINALLY ARRIVED

Yet no team in France so far this summer has thrilled with consistent and entertaining performances like the Welsh one has

I’m not even sure if Bale could do that, he doesn’t strike me as the most intelligent of individuals.

You’re right.

Regardless of prior knowledge, probably the best explanation of the term.

How many burners do you have Skipper?!

Seems ‘Stralian enough to be true.