WHAT THE COCK

That’s good, mine was one about SWC she retweeted:

Old news and probably the wrong crowd but this is in the same vein and I love it.

I wasn’t the one saying notorious but was willing to accept it might be a correct choice due to my lack of knowledge in the field.

Could be worse, could be throwing the AR-15 in with a Mustang.

*Obscuring a view.

I normally like these.

Attack English fans in the hope they aren’t pudgy middle aged men facing off against a terror squad and want to retaliate. French (Marseille) Police always like a fight so that will create bad (worse) feeling between the English and the French, wallah, Brexit! Putin Keeps Crimea and NATO is a shitshow, he takes over…

Wales is friendly like Corgi.

The sirens of mount take are discouraged on your watch?

Hey, who hasn’t got drunk as fuck on miniatures and wanted to smash shit up?

I’d have gone with affinity* but the rest holds water with me.

Don’t get your hopes too high, I’m still waiting on my refund for the rest of the 500 days of whoeverthefuckshewas.

I actually thought this was a joke and everyone else missed it.

(a)it is being used for fire and rescue authority purposes or for or in connection with the exercise of any function of a relevant authority as defined in section 6 of the Fire (Scotland) Act 2005, for ambulance purposes or for police or Serious Organised Crime Agency purposes

Pffft, internet tough guy time is it?

But the law clearly states it needs to be.

And which bit of that justifies taking a Lambo for a rip in the middle of the night in a built up area?

I’m in Marseille and it’s a scary place, last night I was batoned and pepper sprayed for sitting quietly in a bar, the Russian guy I was with (who was also quiet and not drinking at all) was bitten by a police dog.

Haha shuttup you fuck and pass the hooch.