Our old pal at Gizmodo Alissa Walker

Do you know if this affects foreign registered cars? I’d just be passing through not a permanent resident.

Empty molly bags and water bottles?

Nigel Farage is a Jalop, whodathunkit. Didn’t realise you were ever sober enough to drive.

It’s how he is in pretty much everything I’ve seen (and heard on the radio) from him.

Cutbacks bruh

No this is what Evans sounds like as a bad gameshow host:

Sadly he’s made a career out of it so don’t expect changes.

I guess this is getting tagged “When humblebrags go bad”

LJK Setright’s spirit in Anna Kendrick’s body

The BBC is not permitted to carry advertising or sponsorship on its public services. This keeps them independent of commercial interests and ensures they can be run purely to serve the general public interest.

Ah the British sense of entitlement. Top Gear became a global show quite a while ago.

Weirdly I can see him making a good James Mayish strait man to a more whacky personality

Evans got a good reaction out of Jesse when he said “your time was 1...”

I’ll save you a clean cup!

Milk and ethanol suit you?

With an acronym game like that you’re welcome round my campfire anytime.

Clearly your use of sarcasm font is rookie level.

You’re on here during a holiday weekend talking about how your life is reduced to that of an impoverished, elitist, social recluse before you’re 40 and I need to lighten up?