Nope, scores the winning penalty and everyone else is trying to do it for him.

Had one, keep it as a fantasy, they are pigs to work on.

I can’t imagine you being missed.

Why isn’t this crossposted to Jezebel?

So this is why it’s salty?

I bet you’re the one who stopped 500 days of Kirsten.

I’m on board.

Fuck off Matheny.

Just as we will never expect you to accurately report sports news.

I watched it with sound off so thanks for the explanation without needing to alter volume protocols!

As if I wasn’t keen enough to avoid having a child.

Hey don’t forget about the old geezer who tries to put people off their free throws! Love the sense of entitlement he displays when security tell him to stand down.

I don’t see Drew here Stanning for him.

P.S. Bet you a dollar that Zohra Bakhtary is incredibly attractive. Shit, I’ll even bet you 2 dollars.

Do people even know about BMX being an acronym anymore?!

Wee Gordy

He could eat an apple through a letterbox.

I think the Welsh clubs had to come up through the system. I can’t imagine Celtic doing that.