Hey Raul Sr, there’s more than one name dude, you’re as bad as that Odor clown.

Hammers/MU beef I am not aware of

Bunch of fucking idiots, can’t seem to do anything buy film in portrait.

Seems cromulent. Move along folks, nothing to see here.

Hey, if your job was on the line and you clearly had no other options you’d be getting defensive!

Yea guys c’mon, you’re upsetting the writers here!

I went to that tour, outstanding show from both acts!

Omnomnomnom

Counterpoint:

#brands do a thing?

Just look at that filthy thing

If you lived in the UK and ventured outside you’d know it wasn’t just an internet rage thing.

Seriously, I can’t shut up. “Loquacious” would be putting it nicely. “Needy, overwhelming persistence” would probably be more accurate.

Wheighed, what?

Sometimes I think about joining Twitter and then I read something like that and realise I’ve no fucking idea what to say on there.

I live for the day that it becomes pertinent. NFL on tour event in Japan and they take the Bills and their fans seems like my best shot!

“Durr, wait, so Leicester won the title,” your annoying co-worker (probably named Barry) will prattle on disingenuously, “by not even playing?”

Pah, time? THIS IS KINJA!!!

That’s an 80 name tool right there.

Jesus, this fucker’s getting some use: