I’m in the area for a month or two (mostly Langdoc but will travel for miracles), do you know if he’s got any more action planned?

You mean sketchy dyno scores aren’t what we need to focus on in the comments on a guy with a hoverboard that doesn’t have wheels!?

Name checks out.

(Please do not look up the term “vore” on Google.)

So Loria has massively backloaded another contract and now the player isn’t going to be available for half a cheap season? I like this and not sure why.

They’re two games above .500, don’t say it like they’re around .600 in September with an easy run-in

English fans didn’t self identify as ultras then, if you were there you know that. It’s still a nascent term even now. In the video you linked, they’re just fucking racists, that game was a lightning rod for all manner of problems between the countries.

How long until it’s tanking not losing?

Well for a start they’re not Ultras.

Sometimes I’ve struggled to tell the difference without this gimmick.

This is what happens when you bring a javelin-flag to a bomb fight.

Firecracker? Pussies, Vespa tossing is where it’s at for the real Ultras.

It’s Australia you’ve got to thank for that getup. They invented a sport where it’s pretty much a fight but the ball keeps getting in the way and then made the standard attire wifebeater & hotpants ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Something like this work better for you?

“And now at my age we still aren’t convinced they’re a thing”

Autorec for Boris.

Professional athlete or not, it’s never ok to smash other peoples stuff up.

the one where I currently reside

Old but still my personal top bike.

His Geale knockout was an obvious knockout, coming in clear and right in the chin.