Bougie doesn’t mean liking nice wine or haute cuisine or dressing nicely or “talking proper” (FOH with that noise). Bougie means thinking you’re better than other people because of those things. If you aren’t judgement, you aren’t bougie.

I’d love a histogram breakdown of numbers of officers and how many offenses. We’re constantly told via the media that this or that cop is basically a good person but got carried away or made a single mistake and we shouldn’t hang him out to dry for that, but I bet the data actually shows that a majority of cases are…

Why aren’t they charging her with indecent exposure or anything like that? If a black man showed his literal ass to some white folks he’d be on the sex offender registry before you can say “public defender”.

I don’t think it’s a bad call to make that a major penalty, I just think it was the wrong guy. What caused the injury wasn’t Eakins’ cross-check but Stastny skating up behind Pavelski and using his leg and his hand to make sure Pavelski loses his footing completely and sends his head toward the ice. 

This is possibly the most Deadspin article to show up in a long while.

No.

Nah, they’ll still get Tony nominations. Between the “separate the art from artist” people, the jerks who’ll support it just for the controversy, and the usual show-biz perverts, it’ll get a lot of votes.

Anything is fine until they do it to straight white conservatives.

1. If you’re so unable to focus on a single TV screen for the duration of show, movie, or sporting even, seek help.

Being tied for first in the NL East is like being top of the class in Remedial English.

The only good thing about Coachella is that the entire rest of the world is free of Coachella people for two weekends.

Yes.

As the Beastie Boys put it, “Deliver [Instagram] Colonel Sanders down to Davy Jones’ locker.”

It was a clean block, but Allen’s a good faker.

$2.5 million in DC will buy you one house a year.

You’ve gotta make an example of somebody, and preferably somebody small that doesn’t have a big alumni fanbase so you can keep making money on your revenue events.

Shoe companies pumping money into the NCAA are part of the college sports grift, so they’re exempt. That’s also why Adidas the sponsor never got sanctioned by the NCAA for the bribery scandal that saw two of its executives and a consultant convicted in federal court for wire fraud.

Is Nikki Giovanni eligible or does she have to compete in the women’s division?

That’s better than their Plan B, which was to score fewer points but convince the NBA the Sixers bribed the refs and then win the series by forfeit.