Honestly, though, not keeping receipts is way more engrained than not putting mayo on my french fries.

They should cancel NBA Finals this year and just have Golden State play the Harlem Globe Trotters in a series of barnstorming exhibition matches.

I wouldn’t trust the media either, and the Knicks situation (to say nothing of the Pelicans) is exactly why. The whole affair is an invention of sportswriters looking for rumors to base endless takes and scoops on. Which, okay, is what sportswriters do, I guess you can’t really be mad at them for that, any more than…

The right amount of time can only be determined retroactively. Judgy crap like in the article needs to be condemned.

I see you’ve never heard of “profits”.

It’s the same shit as everything else. You get into it when you’re young and broke, and then eventually you get older, have some dough, and can afford to pay aftermarket prices. So you do, and it becomes a commodity for speculation. And then, like all speculative commodities, people start getting into it just for the…

As a very wise person once told me, whatever else you may think about it, the idea that culture can be anyone’s property is infinitely more pernicious than white dudes with dreadlocks. 

NCAA is all about the money. Just not for the players.

This is only valid if you’re not going to be traveling to get to the damn thing in the first place (which I think was implied by the letter-writer?). If it’s across town, fine. Maybe even if it’s under an hour or so by car. But I’m not going all the way up to goddamn Boston or something just to say “Hey bro, welcome…

Also, his products won’t matter to anyone because he and Edelman will be too busy testifying in front of Congress about all the HGH they took.

Trading to the Suns < Launching into the Sun

What are the odds ESPN leaked it themselves to have a pretext to fire this guy? Secondary conspiracy theory, what if MLB leaked it in hopes that it would stoke demand for more baseball shows?

The Super Bowl will never get an accurate number because groups are watching.

Teams make accommodations for players, especially good ones, all the time. 

I think you vastly underestimate the value of the BSA brand in huge swaths of the country (which are also the places where ‘inclusive’ means ‘presbyterians allowed’).

Not to defend the cops, but

A friend of mine was on both the varsity soccer and football teams in high school (quarterback and sweeper, respectively). Playing football, he had no concussions and his only real injury was a sprained ankle. Playing soccer, he’s had three concussion, two dislocations, a broken arm and a bunch of foot, ankle and knee…

Half the guys in the MLB are right-wing douches

If I were the Pelicans, I’d trade him someplace that sucks even more just to spite him.

Seriously. When you’re a good actor stuck in a lot of shitty roles because everyone thinks you’re a pretty boy, and then you get stuck in a franchise of shitty movies that also require you to cover your face the whole time, you start asking yourself, “Why bother?”