The only problem is that if anyone accesses the funds in cold storage, they’ll know he’s alive. 

What are the odds ESPN leaked it themselves to have a pretext to fire this guy? Secondary conspiracy theory, what if MLB leaked it in hopes that it would stoke demand for more baseball shows?

The Super Bowl will never get an accurate number because groups are watching.

Teams make accommodations for players, especially good ones, all the time. 

Instant bank payments in Europe are now a thing.

I think you vastly underestimate the value of the BSA brand in huge swaths of the country (which are also the places where ‘inclusive’ means ‘presbyterians allowed’).

Not to defend the cops, but

A friend of mine was on both the varsity soccer and football teams in high school (quarterback and sweeper, respectively). Playing football, he had no concussions and his only real injury was a sprained ankle. Playing soccer, he’s had three concussion, two dislocations, a broken arm and a bunch of foot, ankle and knee…

Half the guys in the MLB are right-wing douches

If I were the Pelicans, I’d trade him someplace that sucks even more just to spite him.

Seriously. When you’re a good actor stuck in a lot of shitty roles because everyone thinks you’re a pretty boy, and then you get stuck in a franchise of shitty movies that also require you to cover your face the whole time, you start asking yourself, “Why bother?”

Steve Buscemi isn’t the Batman America needs, but he’s the Batman America deserves.

What has this country come to, where we fire journalists for telling the truth?

Welcome drew, back!

I think there’s a very real chance of crashing out on March 29. It’s not the EU’s interest, it’s certainly not in the UK’s interest, and it’s definitely not in Theresa May’s interest. Now as before, the relatively small number of hard europhobes among the Tories are joined by a significant number of opportunists (like…

So much this. If I wanted to know what idiots had to say on Twitter, I’d be on Twitter. In a larger sense, too, news used to be about reporting, instead of just parroting quotes. 

There’s a distinct chance he bleeds a lot more support away from Trump than he does from a left-leaning candidate, simply by being Not A Democrat. I think the left has a stupid tendency to assume that people love Trump because of who he is, and not the fact that he was the designated Not Democrat that election. These…

Yeah. The alternative to having hordes of volunteers to do very basic things like “tell people how to take trains” is you do like in 1912 again and restrict it to rich people who already speak French. Because otherwise there’s no way you manage 10,000 athletes and 500,000 other international visitors, in addition to…

You know, I had an interesting conversation about this with a German guy. White Americans (neither right nor left) have never had to come to terms with the fact that the country they live in isn’t the country they think they live in; Germans did, in 1945 and 1968. Some White People think America is an all-white, all…

Counterpoint: there’s no wrong way to eat a Reese’s or hate the Patriots.