If I were writing the script for this movie, confusion between Morbius, late French avant-garde comics artist Moebius, and German mathematician Möbius (of the eponymous strip) would be a major plot point. Sadly, Sony will probably play this one straight, and it will be dumb.

In this particular case, having one of the seven officials on the field at a given time paying attention what’s going on in the area where the ball is headed would have helped, too. But, in principle, yes: do away with challenges and have someone in a booth looking at different camera angles, able to take 5-10 seconds…

Right, and we know that nobody ever gets access to that or runs plate numbers illegally... *eyeroll*

I mean, this is NBC’s strategy for Olympic broadcasts every year.

But I’m trying to figure out why it is appealing for a fan to be told [omitted]

The only thing more mystifying to me than how someone could lose a text fight to someone who can’t spell their name properly is why you’d want to in the first place.

As a bearded guy (who happens to enjoy cunnilingus), I can confidently say this is gross.

If you’re not putting your dick pics in your public tweets, are you even trying?

So, what’s the family got against Toronto? I grew in Philadelphia but of course his time in Philadelphia was just a footnote to his extensive career as a Blue Jay; the only argument for a Phillies cap, and it’s not a good one, is that he had his perfect game/no-hitter season with them. And even that is not what his…

“Bollocks.” (not in response to these guys, he just forgot where he was) – Ozzy Osbourne

I support it simply because it’s the opposite of all the stupid faux-Euro team names they have in MLS. 

It was a joke, Jesus Christ. 

It’s perfectly clear to me. The rule for a stoppage is if the fighter is no longer intelligently defending himself, which Dillashaw wasn’t. “He could have kept fighting” is not an argument, any more than “He could have kept running” is an argument for a tagged runner not to be out in baseball.

Well, you would challenge the ruling of incomplete. But, it just goes to show how far down into the rabbit hole we’ve already gone, that we call it a “ruling”, as if it were a judgement decided after a lengthy trial with multiple depositions and closing arguments from both sides.

It is, that’s the problem.

I get that they’re the only Canadian team anymore, but adding the Maple Leaf to their hats is like that one Canadian person who always drops Canadian facts into the conversation. “Oh, you like Ghostbusters? Dan Aykroyd is Canadian!”

1. Is it dying of old age if the animal isn’t fit enough to catch food anymore, or can’t eat, metabolize and store as fat enough food to hibernate through winter? I bet in temperate climates a lot of animals die during hibernation.

Bad publicity for Under Armor shoes. 

This article has, ironically, the same problem that hall of fame voters do (given that both are sportswriters, perhaps that’s not surprising). There were no halcyon days of HoFdom, just as there were none of baseball, or perhaps there were, but exist only in the mind of adults exasperated by the venality and…

Don’t feel bad about him going from starting to a backup role. Kevin-Price Boateng is used to playing second fiddle.