Even considering his upper body, I tend to think it’s a trick of perspective that it appears to be over the line in the second image. Otherwise there’s no way he manages to stay upright.

The people whose players use cheat codes get rich. The rest of us are grinding the stupid way.

GoT/DBZ crossover?!?

It’s not nearly that bad, though - we have very good image and video compression algorithms, so what a raw frame-by-frame bitmap would need is pretty much irrelevant. Take Blu-Ray as an example: a standard format, standard definition disc can hold up to 4 hours (14,400 s) of 1920x1080 video at 60 fps, which would be…

And if God wanted us to be clothed, why isn’t it built in like fur or teeth?

Yeah, the only interesting bit of this is to see, assuming Miller wrote the speech, if Trump cans him within a week or two.

I mean, if you look at the history of the NBA, there have been very few periods where you didn’t have that kind of monster dynasty dominating. If you’re lucky there are two and you get a rivalry going, but for the most part, if you’re watching the sport in hopes of your team winning a championship, you’re not going to…

Why not? We do it for baseball every goddamn year.

Nah, he’ll suddenly “get very ill” and/or “take his own life” as a way of apologizing for his actions.

Looking at Washington’s last few quarterback hires, yeah, that sounds about right.

Is it really an amazing pass if it was so far to the side as to be unplayable, the intended recipient (Vidal) had no hope of actually reaching it, and Suarez’s athleticism is required to keep it from going out or into the possession of the other team? We know Messi can switch direction without warning better than than …

No señor! is the new Goooooooooooooool!

Re #4, I think if play has been blown dead and you pick the ball up and try to play it, you get a flag for delay of game or unsporting conduct. Probably not worth it trying it.

It’s entirely possible it was just a bad kick and the tip made it doink but it would have missed altogether otherwise.

Gabe Fernandez Isn’t the New Billy, I Promise

Can anyone?

Real Madrid were busy writing the newest chapter of their disappointing 2018-2019 season, barely carving out a point against 17th-placed Villareal.

It’s more obvious now because the President is such an utter jackass, but it’s been true of the media for decades. The White House correspondant gig is especially considered a privilege, and even on the rare occasions when they take the opportunity available to them to hold the President’s feet to the fire, none of…

It happens to make me even more sympathetic to him, because as a registered sex offender he likely struggles to find and keep work. Free Burger King for life probably means a lot to him.

Other things being equal, the team wins more if it has better players. The team does not win more if it has more money in the bank (which the owner pockets). If you want the team to win, you want them to sign good players regardless of price.