I would give my left nut (okay, someone else’s left nut) for a thriller/noir film of Martian Manhunter.

One of the things that make Christopher Reeves’ portrayal so great is that he’s 6'4" and still managed to make Clark Kent seem so small.

Psst, Spain: the secret to winning the World Cup is not sucking during the World Cup.

Synthetic materials? Fuck no. Linen.

We should push through a rule change that if a team has all ties in its record during the season, they can also advance on a tie in the playoffs. Get to the Super Bowl with nothing but 18 straight ties.

I think it’s become a thing partly because these days, the wedding is basically the bride’s day - she gets what she wants (/what her mother wants) and everyone there is pretty much just a prop. Proposals are basically the guy’s chance to be creative and romantic and sweet and all of that. They’re usually poorly…

The NFL needs to get over this charade and just start ejecting people for touching Tom Brady.

The point of this is that this overseas manufacturing isn’t being replaced with domestic manufacturing. This is not bringing jobs back, it’s just making things either more extensive or unobtainable altogether for American families. 

I’m pretty sure everyone who asks thinks the person is going to say yes...

Fucking is a different story from starting a relationship with, though. The former makes family events exciting, the latter awkward.

I’ve never done it, but I can totally understand it. To the extent that you have a type (physically or mentally or intellectually or whatever) a sibling is likely to be similar, but not quite the exact same, so you can get whatever was missing or you wanted to be different. However, it’s a huge difference if that…

White or not, the system protects those who protect the system. 

He can have it.

I see what you’re saying, and those are valid points of criticism. At the same time, saying “there were flaws in the study, the opposite conclusion is true” without more data is not how science works. The whole point is that oftentimes, our preconceptions for how these things work are incorrect, and that’s why we do…

What is it with the Celtics and chokers named Bird?

Nah. They’re going to find out that this was a random and regrettable but ultimately unpreventable tragedy, and there’s nothing anyone could have done about it and no additional training or staff changes will be necessary. The cop will get a nice long stretch of paid leave during the investigation and afterwards let…

Nah. Two-man rule. In fact, I’m not even sure how far the President’s conventional military orders can go without SecDef. Point is, he’d be out of office right quick either way, once it became clear to people who weren’t trying to undermine the rule of the law in America - because, let’s be clear, that’s exactly what…

[X] Dress like André the Giant
[X] Have a posse

Approximately 0% of Barcelona fans in the US, even the ones who claim to be for Catalan independence, know anything about Spanish vexillology and will gladly wave whatever trinket is given to them, whether it is Spain or Catalonia or the logo of the ETA. Besides which, in spite of the club’s separatist reputation, the…

I gotta say, as much as Philly fans deserve all possible scorn, and Doug Pederson is exactly what you’d expect from a guy who spells “Peterson” with a “d”, I actually really like this team. They come up with team great touchdown celebrations, they have the balls to run trick plays at the Super Bowl and the finesse to…