Xabi Alonso is obviously the next-in-line erstwhile RM star.

What are the odds that multiple 76ers front office staff have anonymous twitters accounts, and questions being asked about one of them made everyone else panic and shut theirs down?

Not really. Autopilot in planes requires continually alert and active monitoring as well. It’s more a problem that people don’t understand what autopilot in planes or cars actually does, and assume it’s cartoon-style sitting in the back seat with your feet up while a computer does all the work.

If you’re so insecure that you need to risk your health by eating ridiculously spicy foods, maybe just get a dick prosthesis instead.

Generous ¼ cup mayonnaise

Yeah, I think it’s a Winklevoss vs Zuckerberg kind of thing: “We paid you to make this product for us, but you’re using it for yourself.”

As we’ve seen in 1988, 1994, 2000, 2002, and 2004, the Democrats don’t need electoral interference to lose an election.

Chris has been the workhorse of Deadspin for a while now. So far no titles and no MVPs, but definitely a name to watch out for.