So, on time as per Nintendo standard?

Silly man, this is the internet.

What?

Brannigan’s Law is like Brannigan’s love: Hard and fast

“When I’m in command, every mission’s a suicide mission!”

Are these supposed to make me dislike Trump more!?

Billy really is doing God’s work. #MakeAmericaBrannigan

I live in a liberal utopia. I live in Finland. It’s a gunless society.

Airsoft guns haven’t been legal in NYC in a while. Kid was an idiot. He’s white though, so he’ll get off with a slap on the wrist.

These are all colossally terrible ideas. Tattoos are basically the absolute worst way to show fandom. First, the game has been out for two months. To mark yourself for life for something that hasn’t shown to have lasting appeal is very shortsighted. Aside from that, competent tattoo artists are a dime a dozen, but…

umm Dick Cheney did some stuff that substantially altered the direction of America, if you recall.

Wait, Joe Biden is a boring white guy?

I hope this game does very well, then ok, then great, then poorly, then ok again.

I think this is going to be a damned if you do/don’t situation.

boys or girls**

Still single as fuck over here

That’s so sweet. I’m really happy for them. Being single is awesome too.

So sweet!! Meanwhile I’m over here like,