“This is a very sad day for everyone in the Cowboys family. We can only hope that someday Travis will be able to ride in a car again.” - Emmitt Smith

The argument against calling GnR a Hair Metal band is the same argument for not calling System of a Down a nu-Metal band: those two genres suck, while those two bands don’t. Otherwise, they fit right in.

I would crawl out across the piss soaked floor screaming about someone stealing my chair.

This doesn’t sound like a terrible deal. I put down roughly the same amount to watch games from a couch, and it was no where near the stadium. Not only that, but I have to pay an additional monthly fee for 30 years!

I remember watching his dad pitch at Shea as a middle reliever, and I knew almost immediately that he would go on to have a son that would play under an NFL coach that has horrible clock management abilities.

Between Mary Jo’s fastball and the Pennsylvania grand jury report, that’s going to be a lot of retired priests.  

It’s not a severance package, it’s a financial settlement (according to Rittenberg.)

A severance alone is simply a financial benefits package for an outgoing employee.

A “settlement” is a big mystery box. Since there is some degree of legally recognized confidentiality regarding settlements, we may likely never know…

I’m more shocked they even took any responsibility at all, that’s not common in this day and age.

That’s absurd.  I can do it with my thumb bracing the can, but my go-to is the heel of my palm just below the base of the thumb, pull with my index/middle fingers.  That way I can open it with just one hand as the can rests on the counter/table/side of the grill, while my other hand is either working or holding the…

And here I thought this site didn’t push the devilish Zionist agenda

Exactly.  Touchdowns TOTALLY kill the drive.

Saw these guys live last night. They closed with this one:

if I were to ever hit a good sized lottery win

Isn’t all weightlifting technically “ego lifting”?

He’s filming his sets to show his lifting coach who’s based in Tennessee. Besides, it’s an easy way to check your form without relying on an actual person to watch.

Lamestream media is picking on Griffen, but he showed real respect by picking up a 9/11 American Flag Crystal Necklace for just $50 in the museum gift shop. Never forget -- patriotism is always in fashion!

Honestly though, this was inevitable. The office crowd already eats their Chipotle bowls at the 9/11 Memorial when it’s nice out. As time goes by these memorials just blend into the landscape. Just look at any of the war memorials in DC: given what they’re commemorating you might say they “should” be very solemn…

You can really feel the electricity and sense the gravity of this confrontation.

Newton needs to understand that Benjamin is no longer a Panther and he doesn’t belong to Cam Newton. It’s not like Newton put his name on Benjamin and then threw him out the window when the Bills came calling.

Maybe the hardest I have laughed at work ever. JESUS.