It is clear you do not watch football. NFL teams will take anybody that can play QB at a high level. One of the highest paid QBs is a black guy that is 5'11 (considered a midget by QB standards), but he wins and plays well so they pay him a ton of money.

It has nothing to do with race and everything to do with talent.

Not just any chain, either; they’re big enough to have slapped their stupid name on a pointless bowl game for a few years.

It’s not news that history is complicated, but thanks for playing, Will Hunting.

This is the greatest cherry picking of statistics I have ever seen.

HAHAHAHAH.

I’ve sick of the bullshit about “he did what he was required to do”.

The man is the highest paid employee of the state. He claims to be a figure of moral authority who shapes boys into men, or some bullshit like that. He is looked up to and revered by at a minimum hundreds of thousands of people. He is, I shudder to…

The escalation seems to have been handled like so:
UM - “Hey Zach, stop beating your wife ok?”
ZS - “Ok, Scout’s Honor, I’ll stop”
UM - “Great, let’s go grab some beers”

Come here, Tommy! Come here boy! Wanna go visit our friend, Amelia?!

You are correct, and there is a rousing discussion on eyebrow thickness going on right now over on Jezebel that proves it. It also proves that just because something is “in” doesn’t mean it looks good. My god, I can’t believe that high-waisted pants are back in for women. Who thought it would be a good idea to bring…

Cargo space. Back pockets are useless unless you want to sit on your wallet and destroy your back. Front pockets, if deep, can hold wallet, keys, phone, change, ligter, and maybe a roll of tums before they are too full and I  can't locate what I want by touching. With the cargo pockets I can add a flask, weed and…

These pictures are a lot of what drove me to just not care about sports like I was conditioned to growing up. It feels like a maturing to just not fucking care, to not hang on sports talk radio’s every twist and turn, realizing it is all just the same and bad as shitty gossip rags or people who mush their brain and…

Grossly overweight and unfunny!!

performs pro-bono real-estate work

Umm...

Fun fact: “straight class” is what Mike Pence tried to add to Indiana’s education curriculum, in light of his own insecurities about his mastery of the subject.

Straight Class, Homie 

“humbled me in my moments of glory”....Jesus, what the hell would he be like if he wasn’t being humbled??

This speech is the real reason T.O. didn’t show up.

Thank you and I agree 100%. I know that isn’t who he is, but goddamn I can still wish he would stand up and take a stand, or work to make someone’s life better like #KingJames.

If there is one thing the Left and the Right can agree on is that they both need shoes.