I find it interesting that she’s seems more upset she won’t be considered a hot babe in 5 years than the fact that he’s telling her that her appearance is the sole reason she was hired in the first place.

Comparison:

I don’t know whether this guy was a veteran, but they’d better play “Taps” in double-time at his funeral.

The count was 2-2-2. 

I don’t see the narrow definition of the rule you see. Not with ineffable phrases in there like “Player had other options.” Unless they mean like instead of leading with the helmet the player could’ve not declared for the NFL draft and made use of his marketing degree. 

What the hell? No subtlety? Have you listened to his piano or violin sonatas or his string quartets? The slower movements of his piano concertos and symphonies? Good  god, man!

Anyone who would take Alfredsson over Mogilny is crazy. Doubly so. 

Anyone who would take Alfredsson over Mogilny is crazy.

Chef: MY MOM

I’m still having trouble wrapping my head around this new societal thing where we can’t point out that beautiful women look beautfiul, even if they’re dressed in such a way that invites attention (say what you want about the fact that women should be able to dress how they want without being ogled, I agree in theory, b…

I feel for Ryan Fitzpatrick who we all know is a smart guy with an IQ of 500 blah blah etc. By no means is Fitzy a great QB, but the fact that he has to sit behind Jameis, the “leader” of the team, and you know he can see right through the bullshit of arguably the dumbest QB on any team... that’s gotta be tough.

Yet a picture of a Frenchman with his lips around a small cock is ok?

“The walls had no pictures, because Stalin hated them. The eyes in pictures reminded him of the nearly one million Russian people he had executed. There were also no rugs or carpets, as they reminded Stalin of the fields that went bare when he executed all of the kulaks, which resulted in the famine that killed…

Minor League baseball is the best.

Wopp Wopp

That’s a nice little promotion you have there. Be a shame if something happened o it.

*Couple of decades not dozens* now the joke’s ruined, but let me explain to you why it’s funny. It’s funny because I don’t view people other than me as humans.

Splinter: Corey Lewandowski Is a Hall of Fame Piece of Shit

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