You know, I don’t think Colin’s desk is positioned high enough above his guests.

Buddy of mine was a waiter at a mexican restaurant in high school. He dropped a fajita plate on a baby one night. To this day we still gauge how loud something is by giving it .8 fajita babys or however many is appropriate.

The baby was ok, no scars or permanent damage.  The restaurant was not sued, my buddy never…

To the contrary, I find it very helpful when these people reveal themselves. Kevin McHale didn’t magically become this way in 2016.

Super salty.

“He’s Swaggy P, he’s the basketball clown, he loves cocaine...I’m afraid that’s all we know.”

I think a good word is “simple.” But he always seemed like a sweet guy. But definitely not cool.

If a man’s laughter is now considered a crime, go ahead and convict me of possession with intent to distribute.

looks like someone accidentally fired up the chyrong.

There is definitely something A-Rod-esque about his active uncoolness.

I’d love to see garbage like this result in a multiple game suspension.

thing about this is...elastigirl is thicc

Don’t tell Trump. He’ll be like “If Romney has a state shaped like him, I should have a state shaped like me.”

I have several bottles of cologne that are over 75% full that I’ve had for at least ten years because girls liked the scents at the time and I rarely use the stuff. I let my current girlfriend sniff four of these bottles and let her pick one for me to wear for when we go out.

AA meeting.

On the plus side he is now leading the league in VURP.

I get where you are coming from, and I like a harder test for the pros a few times a year, but yesterday wasn’t that.

What you want is where the course is tough enough that a great approach is one where 12' and in is a great shot. The one who can hit it in that zone and sink that putt are the champs

So are the London Drugs some Canadian expansion team?

Trump is either orca fat or positively svelte according to which financial estimate you read.