Yeah I just record games, start watching them like 2 hours in, and skip all the commercials and non-playing. I don’t wanna pay that much attention for that long lol.

Saquon is going to add another dimension to his game.

Pretty sure “Saquon” is French for “Ki-Jana”.

Jean Eh Football

This marks the first time all year the clippers have gotten the better of an opposing point guard.

How do I delete a blog post on Deadspin? This is fucking gross.

I’m amazed that so many people know enough about the internet to post these kinds of pics and videos, yet don’t understand that everyone will see them and there may be negative consequences.

It’s even worse where I live now, in North Carolina – people are obsessed with hanging runner-up flags from 153 years ago

Later that night they planned to burn a large wooden T on someone’s lawn. To let them know it was the Tennis team.

Counterpoint: Public shaming may be the tool most appropriate to change not only his behavior, but that of the next racist.

My favorite part about all of this is his website indicates his law firm speaks Spanish!

To be fair, I ALWAYS try to make a $5 bet with my brother or friend whenever the youth hockey teams come out during an intermission between periods. GO BLUE TEAM!!!! WIN ME THAT HALF A BEER!

“What’s particularly baffling, aside from the obvious, is the other customers who don’t really react to what’s happening”

Look, if something wasn’t prepared to her satisfaction, she has every right to return her food.

Fun fact: this is how you audition for a role in Trailer Park Boys.

Where does she think she is? A fucking Applebees??

Peeved Patron Pelts Pastry Purveyor with Poop Projectile

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

I want to see a noble soul try something like this with the US flag, and dare the MLB reprimand them and provoke an outcry among middle America, only to also watch chaos ensue if they don’t, among their Latin American workforce.