If you’re jerkin’ it EXCLUSIVELY to classmates from twenty years ago, yeah, you’re sad and need to move on with your life posthaste.

I get that Socialism/Communism had a big impact on Latin American politics, but it’s still an unusual name.

He’s probably okay with it because he already has pee on his hat.

the most basic answer in these situations is the right one 99% of the time. So, odds are, it was a ghost.

The real solution is stop doing gender reveal parties. I just read that some people have paid up to $25,000 for them. The whole concept is fucking stupid.

Did he get wafers with it?

~1999 the Sox proposed building a “new” Fenway Park roughly a block over from current Fenway. Sox fans fought it from conception which forced the team to consider other options which ultimately became find a way to squeeze more money out of the current Fenway. I can only presume they planned on using Eminent Domain to…

I understand the sentiment here but this can’t be correct. The area surrounding the stadium in a five mile radius is predominantly low income to the south, east and west. To the north, it is mostly low income and middle income until you get about 5 miles out and hit the very wealthy central corridor. I’m guessing much…

Dinosaurs are only as big as your imagination.

So a gator this big...how fast are they able to move? I know smaller, more standard sized gators are surprisingly fast, but I just can’t imagine this dude being able to move his huge ass at any decent speed on land (in water is an entirely different story). Basically, I’m trying to figure out how suicidal you’d have…

Charles P. Pierce is an American treasure.

Again: that’s 400 million years of no fucks given right there

What happened to bear Friday? Or did that thing eat the bear?

Are you mad because your education system is shitty?

Me, on my way to being here for any/every KITH reference:

Prefer Dave’s:

For a while when it started, it seemed like injuring, drugging, or mentally scarring Ben every episode was the running joke!

The Mick’s willingness to just...injure the hell out of its cast in increasingly absurd ways never ceased to crack me up.

And you’re right re: Alba. She was great! I liked that the jokes around her never stemmed from her size or that she was an immigrant. It’s that she’s a damn hedonist now that she can be.

Last Man On Earth deserved better than this, too. It was a very well-crafted comedy that did lots of really wonderful character building without making every episode a “bottle episode.” It’s a shame we’ll never find out what the deal was with all those bunker people.

I feel like every comment that doesn’t mention the amazing performance of NoHo Hanks is a wasted comment. That guy is fucking killing it.