If she wears cat sweaters on casual Fridays, we all work together. 

If that’s all you got, you can sit on it.

So, is Becka’s Beat just him yelling for a half-hour? I guess it makes sense since every Nebraskan is really old and probably hard of hearing.  

In hindsight, the top of the 2012 draft class is really weird. The top two picks, Luck and Griffin were really good, if not spectacular, in the beginning. Then a combination of injuries, organizational incompetence, and poor play has rendered them afterthoughts just 5 years later. Throw in Trent Richardson, currently…

“the blacks”

It’s Kentucky. This is how people sound after a few hours of moonshine and meth.

Wouldn’t it be easier to just make helmets out of woodpecker heads?

Southerners are real good at being politely racist. 

There is no practical difference, but there is an ideological difference.  I can respect, yet disagree, with the former.  The latter is shameless greed.

You have to admit, the lunatic fringe of the party has become the mainstream. Of course there are varying opinions among conservatives on all sorts of issues, but when it comes to the politicians, they all bow to the same gods; guns, greed, Jesus.

Bring it on ICE, if there’s anything we know how to conquer, it’s motherfucking ice.  

Typical Spaniard, relentlessly trying to find the fountain of youth in the American Southeast.  

And he ran, he ran so far away. He couldn’t get away.

Can you imagine what that phone-pointing gaggle of clowns at the end of the video sounded like? The shrieking and the Oh My Gawwwding would make nails on a chalkboard seem like paradise.  Gotta hand it to the woman who took the beer shower though.  Handled the aftermath like a champ.  

That’s why I don’t get why some are so upset by the Von Miller shark story.  

So, is he going to be okay?  Some of us have him in their Master’s pool.  

Thanks!

It was their choice to bite the hook though. So really, what I should have written was, you saw something tasty in the water, you bit it, I pull you under water, pierce your lip, give you tuberculosis, took a picture, then tossed you back in the boat. They’d be like WTF was I thinking trying to eat that shiny morsel. 

Fish choose you.  You don’t choose a fish.

It’s “harmed”, but it will heal and survive. It would be like if I grabbed you off a boat, pulled you under water, pierced your lip, took a picture, then tossed you back into the boat.  You’d be like WTF, but you’d live.