Chick-fil-A is going to start making pizza.

I guess that’s why Trump makes ad hominem attacks on an almost daily basis.  Sad, beaten, pathetic old man. 

Well, you do. But the vast majority of people who watch a random (regular season) college game do so because they have a rooting interest in one of the teams.

But he’s nowhere near the most prolific rapist to win an Oscar.

I saw the headline and was legitimately expecting Ball to be goofing around with a dog or something. Instead, I learned that there is a man named Bow Wow.  

Plus, it would be much easier to learn one language than it would be to learn three.

Jesus Christ, you just made me drool.

Also, Dave is really easy to like. Not only does he come off as a genuine and cool guy, you can still get good seats for under 100 bucks. Can’t remember the last arena show I went to where that was the case. And the Foos put on an unbelievably good show, love their music or not.  

People may not like Phil Collins the 80's singer, but I don’t think people shit on his work with Genesis.  Like him or not, the man is a monster musical talent.  

The big difference is that the fucking president himself is engaging in childish and petulant name calling.  The man has no dignity, and now the office of the president of the United States has no dignity.  It’s disgraceful. 

This reminds me of the classic joke:

Now that is a far more ridiculous statement than anything she said.  

Can’t NASA still operate if the world is flat? Or do they not believe that rockets go up in the sky and into space as well? Surely they must think there are satellites up there so that they watch TV and stuff.  

On top of that, what I always come back to is why? Who is benefiting from the “round Earth” conspiracy? What is the point of this supposed lie about the shape of the Earth?  

Are you suggesting that Lord of the Rings didn’t happen for real?  

Is the “us” flat-earthers or Christians?

Weeds had a great first season, a good second one, and then it became mostly terrible. 

Or Trump himself tweeting that if the FBI wasn’t so busy investigating his campaign’s complicity in the Russian election ratfuck, they could have stopped the most recent school shooting.

It is literally on top of you, which is why it’s called a top sheet.

Tucking sucks. First thing I do when I get in a hotel room is untuck the stupid sheets. I don’t want to sleep in a MRI tube. My wife prefers tucked, but thankfully doesn’t care enough to argue.