The only logical response to today is animals doing random shit.

Agreed on all the points about steam as a viable power source: limited range caused by fuel (wood) and steam capacity (spare water). Seeing as how no engine of the time would have the power / traction to push around enough armor to make it withstand a single direct hit from cannon, all you’re doing is creating a big…

First off, the trophy info in Smash, regardless of the franchise, is still from Nintendo. And it deals specifically with the games and thus the main canon.

22 virgins inside according to Miyamoto.

Hmmm, maybe the notion of being forcefully taken away from ones home is why they struggle? Hence why we need to beat them into submission before we haul off with them.

It’s this:

So you’re saying you need some kind of a safe space?

Honestly the author is just upset that Trump’s Pokemon Go joke was substantially better than Clinton’s.

I assume his rattatta’s are in the top 2% of all rattattas?

Think more like Tron.

“We’re gunna build a wall and make Cerulean City pay for it!”

So in a way, it’s not dissimilar from a Stark Trek transporter?

*pushes up the nerd glasses*

“Nintendo’s not sending their best Pokémon over. They're sending their zubats, their weedles, their magikarps...some, I assume, are Pidgeottos."

Like his daughter.

Trump actually said he has no interest in Poke-a-man Go and is waiting for Poke-a-woman Go. But only if she’s a 10.

Real pros use wooden bats not this aluminum nonsense.