Leslie Nielsen was playing against type in Airplane.  He was known for more serious stuff before that movie.  If anything Creepshow was just a return to form.

If 80% of people are watching ‘reality’ programming, that explains a lot about this country....world....whatever.

You don’t get to be left alone when you cried birther bullshit and supported this wannabe king-baby.

Now if we can only get Ian McShane to do fast food commercials, then we have reached critical mass voiceoverdom. 

I’m always astonished by the inability of the English-speaking world to spell “rogue”, even though Nissan sells some 300,000 of the things per year in the US alone. Given that “rouge” is originally a French word, you’d think the misspelling would be in the opposite direction, but language is always a fascinating unpred…

*sings* You picked a fine to leave me loose wheel...

I remember when it used to be $.20 more. (old man shakes fist at clouds)

If I had a nickel for every time the inside of my skull got X-Rayed by an oncoming Acura MDX...

did an alien write this??

Sadly, it’s asking too much by at least an order of magnitude.

Travolta should have ditched the wig after Pulp Fiction. He’s a shitty person, but he’s a damned attractive bald man, 68 years old and looks younger than Braff at 47

That’s the double entendre...

Not sure if it’s really devolved. I’m a big fan of Monty Python and while it’s never directly said, I always got the impression that the rest of the guys thought Cleese was a twat.   He wrote the most with Chapman so maybe they got along, which is a bit ironic given his conservative streak late in life. Or maybe…

Not telling Ryan Reynolds what to do with his documentary, but... it really ought to end with a crane shot....

Yeah, it sound like he’s an animal hoarder with higher ambitions than your average crazy cat lady. I was expecting some sort of for-profit trafficking but nope, dude just loves animals too much and in the wrong way.

“These oddities would make a little more sense if (and only if) he was one of those anti-zoo activists who believe animals outside their natural habitats are in danger.”

Songwriting credit and music publishing royalties had a lot more to do with breaking up The Beatles, for instance, than Yoko Ono ever did. George Harrison consistently got the short stick, only being allowed three songs on any given album (he only has one on Sgt. Pepper), and paid a paltry half a percent on the songs…

No you’re right. I’ve never had McDonalds fries that weren’t salted with an entire salt shakers worth of salt.

They did change. In some past decade, they changed from beef tallow (or at least beef tallow in the oil mix) to vegetable oil and they’re shadows of their former fries ever since.

People need to get the fuck off the internet, and we also need to start ignoring all these people who live their lives online. Full stop.