Ok, some clarification may be in order here regarding the context.

First of all, the only thing Biden can promise is a nomination. He can’t promise any votes from the Democratic caucus, and he can’t promise that no Democratic Senator won’t filibuster the nomination (and under existing rules any Democratic Senator can…

I was really hoping they’d get Nigel Lythgoe to come back.

No,that’s a typo. Bourbon can be BOTTLED at no LESS than 80 proof, and must be DISTILLED at no more than 160 proof.

And if you can’t teach... teach gym (i.e. coach).

Pretty much every life coach and yoga teacher on instagram might have gotten there after some sort of crisis but most of them support that lifestyle by having also married someone far wealthier than them. 

“[Aspiring] Writer” is a good one for the working-age house hunter whose spouse gets transferred abroad. I remember one episode where the husband got shipped off to Belgium or the Netherlands and one of the must-haves was a clear, sunny writing room for the wife, who was finally going to focus on her craft. During the…

I laughed at the life coach update. Literally everyone I know who is a life coach ended up there after some sort of crisis, and it often comes off as more of an attempt to prove to themselves that they know what they are doing with their lives than anything else. (Not too dissimilar to every person I know who hasn’t…

And she write and thinks like a high school sophomore. I clicked the link and read the article. Oy.

“Arseny went so far as to send me an exquisite video of himself dumping what appears to be a can of High Life into a pitcher.”

Never thought I’d see Infectious Grooves mentioned in recent times. I too was obsessed with all 3 my senior year of HS (92).  In fact I saw IG open for Suicidal back then too.. 

Landed a helicopter on Johnny Cash’s lawn to drop off a demo tape.

Rhodes scholar. My god. I hope he had fun and made a pile of money.

Never seen this movie, yet I can hear it.

And suddenly thousands of IT technicians cried out in horror...

Woof... let’s break down that command that you’re having people run:

As I’ve been saying for a while, Drive to Survive, Hard Knocks, and the rest of that ilk are prime examples of the Real Housewives-ization of sports. 

Seriously don’t understand why people keep doing this shit. Also bollocks he was trying to clear water from his helmet and didn’t see the lights. The video quality is high enough that you can clearly see he has both hands on the bars, he sees the barrier and he hunches down to try to get under it. 

I would like to hear the excuse from the meter officer as to why they skipped those cars for tickets.... The Parking Police in LA are generally ruthless and chalk tires on the regular and ticket if you are there 1 second beyond the allotted time on the signs.....

No Back to the Future DeLorean?

This list is invalid without Jim Rockford’s Firebird.