Along the way he served as an assistant state’s attorney general in Louisiana, a hospital physician in Georgia, a professor in Utah, and a Pan Am Airways pilot. He supposedly did all this through forging a few documents and just, like, showing up.

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Because my wife is a hilariously evil person, she’ll sometimes sit diagonal from me when we go out with another couple. She’s got a gift. I can usually pick up on it and depending on who we’re with, I’ll either go with it or actively try to thwart her.

For me and mine, it depends on the table and if we’re sharing food. If we’re sat at a square 4 seater, we like to sit in L formation(one side each, but connecting, forming a L shape. We push the condiments(and any other table additions)to the other side, so we can also share food if the mood suit us. Generally we tend…

Side by side isn’t ‘weird’ so much as awkward. Having to turn your head to talk to the person all the time would be annoying.

According to him, someone got mad because he was given his steak sooner than another person ahead of him in line simply because his was cooked rare and was ready to serve sooner than another person’s well done meat.

And their picnic tables are outdoors which is a nice treat.

We’ve done that more than once. Sometimes we’re just not in the mood for the pizza slice or the hot dog. It hits the spot, not gourmet but good eats.

When I have sushi, I often eat more of it than I should. Buying it at Costco doesn’t seem like a good idea, given my inclination.

I don’t know what you guys heard, but despite Chumbawumba being a political band, Tubthumping is about the night they saw their next-door neighbor come home so drunk, he kept falling down trying to open his door while singing”Danny Boy” off-key.

Imagine what Herbie Hancock would get for his DDed, almost completely original, one-owner Cora if he ever decided to sell.

Speaking of the cutting room floor: the AV Club!

Fuck you, Jim Spanfeller.

I wasn’t a huge HIMYM devotee but I watched and liked it well enough, and it cannot be understated how much the success was due to the cast. That’s true of most successful sitcoms, but I think possibly moreso with HIMYM. For all the wild plot mechanics, it was at its core a hangout show, and was at its best when it…

Oh god I lost track of how many times Mom has seen Sha-Na-Na.  I’ve even seen them against my will.

Damn. I actually held out hope for this, even though I knew in the back of mind it would be a box of hot garbage.

I find the K’s exhausting. My knowledge of them comes solely from Jez. Khloe’s treatment of Jordyn Woods was horrific and, when Woods got some sort of entertainment deal out of it, seemed just as performative as everything else they do.

The trophy hunters have driven up prices, convinced Buffalo Trace to put literally everything on allocation, and made it stupid-hard to find just about any special release at a reasonable price.  So I’m not going to cry if they are paying $1000 for what turns out to be Old Crow or House of Stuart.  Fuck ‘em.

those spirits need to start poltergeisting the fuck out of Florida.

Surely given the subject matter of the film, the grade should have been C++?