Until someone does a Self-Satisfied Resting Face PSA, this girl is SOL.

Reality stars are endless fountains of little malapropisms, mixed idiomatic expressions, and malaphors like this. I winced a little (and then snickered).

"don't slap the hand that fed you" is, like many others we've heard on the show that he didn't get, not a saying in Venezuela.

She's incredibly talented, but belief in Scientology and awesomeness are mutually exclusive, IMO.

So before the inevitable flood of comment about how Chipotle is the McDonalds of Mexican food and the food has no flavor and everyone who professes to like it is a hopeless culinary plebeian, let me just say:

The old way as interesting, if skeevy as hell, because it put forward the concept of women treating men the way men treat women (SOME, not all, yes, I know before someone comes harrumphing in to point it out).

There's no shots of New York in the trailer. That's Las Vegas.

"You just thought your day was Ruff... DOGSWARM"

From the makers of "Sharknado" comes the next sci-fi disaster movie: DOG SWARM !

Exactly. And, as a writer, and a prolific one as he is, you'd think he would know about, oh, I don't know.. connotations.

I would have assumed Stephen King's tweet was referring to Mia Farrow's initial tweets during the Golden Globes with the "bitchery" comment, as opposed to Dylan's article.

People keep trotting this picture out as proof of his pedophilia. I don't see anything weird here except that the girls' shorts are way too short - just like every other teen girl in America right now.

Even people I know who believe that Woody Allen is innocent don't think that Dylan is lying— but that she was essentially coached and brainwashed into believing something happened that didn't. Barbara Walters is the first person I've actually seen suggest that Dylan is straight up lying because she's angry and has…

Nope. Luna and Hermione. I ship it.

Yes! Team Luna here.

This. This. THIS.

So nobody thinks it's blatantly obvious that the "no homo" thing was, I dunno, mocking the statement? Like the way he put it there when it didn't make any sense, WROTE OUT, "Pause," and then further clarified he was straight? Like he was lampooning men who feel the need to specify they're straight and throw out shit…