LizardJeff
tokage
5/8/19
11:47 AM
5

You’ve just made my point. Son of Godzilla is kind of shit.

5/8/19
11:01 AM
12

Plus putting aside the “spears and arrows vs radioactive breath” thing, there are no cities to destroy. How do we get our visceral pleasure from a G flick when there’s no model cites to stomp?

10/30/18
6:09 PM
2

It is mentioned that they are signing away their virginity to the Dark Lord meaning that in the future they will either have sex with Satan, or with someone else based on Satan’s decision, not their own. Read more

10/26/18
2:08 PM
20

If done right, I would have been okay with it. Make it super low budget (well, as low budget as a Disney Star Wars movie can be), and basically remake Yojimbo. Fett rolls into town where two crime families are feuding, he plays each side against each other, fucks up everybody’s shit and rides off into the sunset with Read more

9/24/18
12:48 PM
193

She seems like a jackass, but I’m not altogether sure how that’s stop her from passing a driving test. 

9/21/18
6:57 PM
33

The problem is that the Hobbit is a wonderful little book about a little person who goes on an adventure and gets a hint of being a part of something big. He learns both the value of being adventurous and the value of home and safety.. And I suspect Peter Jackson would have been happy making that small, beautiful movie Read more

9/17/18
11:14 AM
52

The great, underrated first Predator mini-series was about The Predators finally being able to hunt above the equator due to climate change. But they have no interest in war or conquest and the minute it becomes a war with humanity they leave. They just wanted to slaughter—-er, hunt people.

9/11/18
3:45 PM
100

So once again it seems the most difficult prey for the predators to hunt is a successful sequel.

9/4/18
5:59 PM
32

When I say, “motherfucker” my mouth doesn’t open any wider or less wide than it does when I say any other word. So...is the hand about stretch her cunt wide open? What is she saying here?

8/29/18
4:08 PM
60

It isn’t beliefs which make an organization a cult, it’s practices. Believe whatever unsubstantiated nonsense you want, but the minute you start taking everything a person owns, alienating them from loved ones, kidnapping people, threatening people, you’re a fucking cult.  Scientology is a cult.  Look up the things Read more

8/27/18
10:20 PM
1

As dorky as it sounds, it was a big thrill when I finally got a car (2005 Subaru WRX) that had actually been a Transformers toy.

8/27/18
2:31 PM
4

I fully realize I am totally in the minority here but I can’t get into these. They just don’t look like the real cars to me, there’s just so much that’s wrong and off with the shape that my brain can’t connect the dots. I don’t even like when shut lines are cast-in too wide on regular model cars so I have a different Read more

8/24/18
7:26 PM
144

Fuck that shithead. Fuck youtubers. Fuck social media. Fuck the culturally corrupt country.

8/24/18
1:46 PM
74

I know. I read this while thinking ‘who cares?’ but apparently millions of people do. I don’t understand YouTube celebrities or social media influencers, and have no patience for their shitty, badly put together videos of them uptalking and sounding like ignorant idiots. I won’t even watch the Jez and Root videos Read more